sassy ninja

There once was a gal who was 4 months pregnant.
Who eagerly awaited a visit to hear the miraculous whoosh.
And as the sound filled the air with tears, as always, streaming,
there was a sudden
*THUMP*
Being the worrywart she is, the gal asked, "What was that?!"
The reply being the next best thing to a whoosh:
The baby is kicking.
And again,
whoosh whoosh whoosh
THUMP, THUMP
whoosh whoosh whoosh
And with a smile spread across her face,
The gal thought, "what a sassy ninja I have"

And you know what?
I'm so glad that gal is me. :)