Happy. Yucky. Monday.
Since I started the blog every day in May challenge, I figured it's only appropriate that I continue to be late but at least smash a few days together :)
So here goes Day 2 and 3 even though it's literally Day 6.
Day 2 is educate us on something you know a lot about or are good at<-- yikes..
Day 3 is things that make you uncomfortable <-- this one will be easy.
as far as something I know a lot about or I'm good at, I'm known as a jack of all trades but master at none.
I dabble in a lot of things but never really skill into one thing?
So instead of taking a serious approach, allow me to make myself feel less awkward and go with something funny.
I know how to scare the crap out of myself.
I'm ridiculously good at it.
taking a shower by myself at home and hear a noise?
There's a serial killer on the lose and she/he's at my house, has slaughtered all of my dogs and now she/he's waiting for me to turn the water off.
Need more proof? Okay, I wake up in the middle of the night (this is more often than I like these days..something to do with a baby?) and I hear a noise. A murderer is in my house and is under the bed somehow waiting for me to get out of bed then he/she will grab my foot and drag me under.
Here's another one. It's late and I'm getting in the car and there's of course gotta be a murderer in my back seat waiting on me since I got out of the car. Somehow he/she got in with the doors being locked and all windows still being in tact.
So what do I do?
think of scenarios in which I kick the murderer's tail by either way of some serious ninja moves or whatever "weapon" I think will work.
Are my thoughts unreasonable and over the top?
Could it happen?
Will I be prepared?
There's a reason why Tucker has already said he wants to be with me if something crazy ever happens like that. It's legit.
I have a B(ad).A(ss). Degree.
Now that I've made you think I'm completely out of my mind and probably baffled, let's move on to things that make ME uncomfortable. :)
1. people who think it's okay to talk very insanely close to me.
I have a bubble and I like my bubble. If you are not invited inside my bubble, please do not come in.
2. strangers asking me personal pregnancy questions....
I'm okay with due date, gender and even explaining Sylvie's name when asked but asking me anything more personal like symptoms, if the nursery's ready, what hospital I'm using, etc. is like me asking you if you've pooped today. Which is weird. So for real, next stranger that I do not know that asks me something personal about my pregnancy other than above said things, I'm asking you about your bowel movements. You've been warned.
3. being complimented.
I just get all weird and embarrassed. Even when Jason does it. which I should be used to by now because he does it EVERY single day. yes, I have the sweetest husband EVER. :)
OHH MYLANTA, crowds. I get flustered and feel closed in and have to get the heck out of it.
And this concludes another episode of blog every day in May :)